One of my, “friends” sent me a note to say how much he would enjoy drinking wine whilst I was cycling up the 11% gradients of the last
3.5 kms of the Marie-Blanque. Now the trip is done, and all other cols were
knocked over, I thought I would provide a few more details of what that .....optional...... climb looked
like.
After 165km of riding in 35 degree heat I was pretty tired
as the climb approached. I had also been suffering from cramps in my upper legs
for quite a few kms. Not a good start to what you know is a difficult 10km climb. The other thing with the Marie Blanque is that its essentially a straight road with slight bends so the gradient is relentless - no hairpin bends where the gradient eases, if just for 50m.
At the start of the climb the only member of our group who
had done the climb before, Mark, shouted out, “ok boys see you at the top” as he drifted rapidly off the back! The remaining 4 quickly split up with Einar and Aidan
disappearing up the road, Dave falling back, leaving me on my own.
On many of the climbs in France there are marker posts that
tell you how many kms to go and the % gradient of the next km.
The first 5kms of the Marie Blanque went surprisingly well, but as soon as I hit the 9.5%+ section I was instantly struggling. You get used to struggling so you push on thinking that its just a case of digging deep. As you slow to walking pace your only option is to get out of the saddle. At this point between each down step there is a long pause. As the 3km to go sign came up, the realisation came there was no way I would be able to do the rest of the climb like this. A rest.....lovely relief from the effort... but, the knowledge that I would be getting plenty of stick from the boys behind as they passed me. What to do - walk a bit - maybe I could stay ahead. Off I set. After a while walking and no sign of anyone, time to get back on. I only managed a few hundred meters before getting off again and walking. As I walked around the next slight curve I saw the 2km to go sign and to my surprise Aidan and Einar standing next to it. I was not alone in my troubles.
The first 5kms of the Marie Blanque went surprisingly well, but as soon as I hit the 9.5%+ section I was instantly struggling. You get used to struggling so you push on thinking that its just a case of digging deep. As you slow to walking pace your only option is to get out of the saddle. At this point between each down step there is a long pause. As the 3km to go sign came up, the realisation came there was no way I would be able to do the rest of the climb like this. A rest.....lovely relief from the effort... but, the knowledge that I would be getting plenty of stick from the boys behind as they passed me. What to do - walk a bit - maybe I could stay ahead. Off I set. After a while walking and no sign of anyone, time to get back on. I only managed a few hundred meters before getting off again and walking. As I walked around the next slight curve I saw the 2km to go sign and to my surprise Aidan and Einar standing next to it. I was not alone in my troubles.
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Next km 13%! |
After a few minutes chit chat another figure appeared coming round the bend - Dave and he was on the bike. Would he continue past us and take the honours?........ No way! As he saw the 2km sign and its 13% good news story he joined the group.
Broken Men Dave joins the 2km to go group |
There was no option but to continue, as the hotel was the other side of the top. Einar and Aidan impressively remounted and rode into the distance while Dave and I agreed to walk. We walked past the 1km to go sign with its 11%+ greeting. There was a fair bit of chit chat, particularly on the subject of Mark's decision to include the "optional" Marie-Blanque climb! And then the first hairpin appeared - It looked nearly flat - time to remount. As I eased up the 11% slopes beyond the hairpin I realised I could see the col. With renewed vigour I moved easily to the top followed quickly by Dave. D I A B O L I C A L was the word that came into my head.
The problem with massive failings like that on the Marie Blanque is that it creates a demon that needs to be vanquished. So anyone who wants to do it with me the next time I go, let me know!!! Perhaps we wont cycle 165km before hand.